with your own penis?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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