Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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