what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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