it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The air taste purple.
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