I cockslap morals
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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