6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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