Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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