She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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