Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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