dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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