Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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