Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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