honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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