With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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