like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
All the doctor said was why
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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