it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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