Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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