You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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