She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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