You just made me feel so damn special
It's just like the Real World with babies
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
