32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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