just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
