Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
They should really pass out barf bags in church
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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