Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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