I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
