Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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