Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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