just come out here and I will go home with you...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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