your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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