these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
They took my balls.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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