yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
