I just made out with a guy for $7.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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