I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I still have a little drunk in my system
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
