My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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