Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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