The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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