Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
the liver wants what the liver wants
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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