i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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