How'd it feel making her break her religion?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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