now i know why i became what i already was.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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