Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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