ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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