yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I'm really busy with my period
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