So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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