Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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