Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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