Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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