i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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