did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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