operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
