No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
