and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
ttyl tear gas
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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